arsehole creeper

Term used in Northeast Engaland to mean a proctologist, or any other sort of homosexual doctor. Any employee of the British National Health Service.

Eee, Ah'd rather die at 'ome than get worked over by some arsehole creeper.

by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007

Lips and Arseholes

The bits of animals that they couldn't sell as real meat, which subsequently end up in other products which claim to contain meat (although no one can actually tell you what kind of meat they're supposed to be), e.g. doner kebabs, hot dogs, McNuggets, etc.

Dude 1 - "I don't believe you're eating that Doner. You know what those things are made of?"

Dude 2 - "Nope."

Dude 1 - "Lips and arseholes!"

by happynoj March 5, 2010

cuntin arsehole

A useful exclamation when someone annoys you.

what do you think you're doing you cuntin arsehole, get t'fuck!

by Naughty Boy April 29, 2006

Arsehole Casserole

A culmination of 5+ people's shit in a small toiler that has not been flushed, resulting in extreme blockage. The manual process of unblocking the toilet with the use of a soup ladle, creating a casserole-esque substance and a heightened smell of extreme sewage poo.

Best served cold and fermented. A Dutch speciality.

Disclaimer: High risk of losing your deposit.

synonyms: #asscass

''Chris, did you just shit on my original Blockage?''

"Na Jukes, but we've created an all mighty Arsehole Casserole"

by ThePooProfessor October 19, 2013

broken arsehole

One's exterior anal cavity that has been subject to monster shites and has therefore sustained terrible damage.

"Ive got a broken arsehole from a monster shite i did yesterday."

by Thy Smelly One August 2, 2019

arsehole acrobat

Yet another phrase to describe those lovers of the chocolate starfish, those hitmen on the Hershey highway, those turd burglars that we know and love.

He's an arsehole acrobat on the turd trapeze.

by Ian Howlett June 5, 2003

arsehole lucky

extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.

"that osama bin geezer must be arsehole lucky not to be caught yet" (as at 18 Dec'03)

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003