Arsoned

to Maliciously set fire to

that fool arsoned Sara Palin's church and is back hiding in russia.

by KGB Pyro December 20, 2008

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arson

a crime turned oversaturated joke by 9 year olds

person 1: "i committed arson so funny"

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 22, 2022

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a white, sleeveless male's undergarment that while designed to be worn underneath clothes has become part of the visual cultural vernacular as a garment of intolerance, laziness and overall douchebaggery. also, a much less misogynous term for the article of clothing previously known as a wife beater.

"That guy I was talking with on OKCupid showed up wearing hot topic pants and a meth apron. I ended up getting tanked in an airport bar after he asked me if my stove at home was gas or electric."

"It was so hot I ended up in just shorts and a meth apron. Offending myself just added to the awfulness of the day."

by riotgrraffe October 23, 2009

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Assonet

A town in South East Massachusetts, where even the people on the otherside of the town line don't know it exists, telemarketers pronounce it "ass-on-it". We have an elementary school, that's it. Our commercial businesses are limited to Dunkin' Donuts, Subway, and banks. Roads lead to nowhere, people from outside come to see a rock, and we share a lake with Lakeville. One road stretches the entire town, and one more ruins the town. It's where the only car accidents happen outside the Highschool (which is in two towns over, by the way) and the cheerleaders there got MTV 'made', and still stink. Everyone knows everyone, because there's no one. We know not to walk on chase, or to go in the state forest at night. Girlscouts go missing, and cabins burn down, but the people of the town gather eachyear for 4th of July and we can't afford a library. No one votes, but everyone complains, and the schoolboard takes 15 minutes to talk about sandwiches, then takes a 45 minute break. Nothing changes but the faces and the names, and there are more deer then men.

College Representative: So, where are you from?
Applicant: Assonet
College Representative: What's Assonet?

by Makobi December 24, 2008

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aponymous

1. A name given to a pony whose real name is not known.
2. A collective group of bronies over the Internet dedicated to eliminating zombies, trolls, hackers, terrorists and pedophiles, by uploading pictures of ponies to wherever they please.
3. Alternative spelling for anonymous.

We all believe in the true spirit of Aponymous, where the remainder of our race can finally come together and spread joy and happiness online, without the interference from Princess Celestia.

by Moshalas July 20, 2011

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