Accidental Dragon

when a woman is giving a blow job and suddenly laughs , casuing the semen to burst through her nostrils.

oh man, just as we were getting there, she laughed and ended up giving me an accidental dragon

by brandy montezz July 6, 2009

accidental pussy

having sex with someone new without ever intending to.

Aubrey: I tried calling you yesterday after work 3 times but you didn't answer.
Brad: Yea, sorry man, i dropped Jeremy off at home and then i got some accidental pussy from his roommate. It was some good hot pocket.

by Tricky77 September 8, 2012

appidextrous

The ability of someone to be able to use two different applications that do basically the same thing. Their ability is a display of their knowledge, wisdom or age.

Glenn is awesome at Lotus Notes and Excel. He is so appidextrous!

by stranman December 7, 2015

Accidenting

The act of getting into an accident

"Mary, did you see those two cars accidenting?"

"Yes, I saw the whole thing!"
or
"Wonderful, the baby is Accidenting in his brand new pants!"

by TableFor6Please0814 September 21, 2016

milktruck accident

When a woman receives a such a large facial, it looks like a milktruck accident.

Didn't you see her after she was done with the gangbang, she looked like she had been in a milktruck accident.

by Hemphill Hellion October 17, 2013

'Accident'

n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.

'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."

by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 November 7, 2016

sex accident

any accident that happens during sex.

For example:
breaking a lamp
stubbing a toe
shooting a load into the eye.

sorry about the sex accident last night.

by DanteM August 29, 2005