walking the appalachian trail

a word used to describe someone who cheats but tries to cover it up.

You: Hey did you hear about that governor from South Carolina?

Friend: No, what happened?

You: He got caught "walking the appalachian trail" with a chick from Argentina.

Friend: Oh snap.

by campbelluniversity June 24, 2009

appalav

it means saying goodbye to someone

#1 "yo dawg, gotta go"
#2 "oké man, appalav!"
#1 "appalav!"

by MT Sarge May 25, 2009

Appalachian Space Suit

A plactic bag placed over the head and face.

"Last I jacked off, while wearing an Appalachian space suit."

"That chick would look good in an Appalachian space suit."

by goblazers_6 May 21, 2010

Appalachian Snorkle

When a man puts the skin from his uncercumcised penis around his lovers nose, therefore pressuring them to take a big ol whiff of stank wang

Yesterday, my sister pissed me off, so when she was asleep I ventured into her room and gave her an Appalachian snorkle......
With my dick

by Bone dozer January 8, 2017

Applles

A bedwars gamer that grinds non stop at 4:55 PM to 5:35 AM

/p Applles

by Not Applles April 9, 2021

401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan

Turn 18. Make a back injury/psychiatric disability claim with SSI. Sell weed and narcotics out of you trailer for extra income. Treat the emergency room like a doctors' office for your many abscesses you will get from injecting drugs. Have many kids you can't afford for the tax advantages. Never work, act entitled the rest of your life while taxpayers with real jobs support your lifestyle. Oh, and have a bunch of tattoos but claim your afraid of needles when it's time to get a life saving antibiotic IV while on vacation in the Hyatt ..(the hospital).......

Hey Craig, hows Matt doing these days? I think hes been working on his 401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan.

by BLACKHEATHER December 19, 2018

hiking the Appalachian

A euphemism for having sexual relations.

"So, how did your date go last night? You hike the Appalachian?" or "I'm sorry, the Governor is not available. He's out hiking the Appalachian."

by Call Me Mr. Gee June 24, 2009