Appa

Greater than a homie or best friend, someone who is always there for you no matter what.

"You see those guys over there, they my appas. They got my back thru thick & thin unlike your homies."

by Collins Muerte September 23, 2019

Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains

Claiming you are going "Hiking in the

Appalachian Mountains" for vacation when in fact you are going away for a booty call.

Bob: Yeah, I'm burnt out. I'm going Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains for some R&R.

Frank: Dude, who are you kidding. I saw you and Sally from the copy room groping each other in the bar. You're headed to a Motel 6 for a few days

by Langbo June 25, 2009

hiking the Appalachian Trail

v. To carry on an extramarital affair.

Governor Sanford can't meet with you today; he's "hiking the Appalachian Trail."

by SkidMarkyMark June 25, 2009

Appalachian Mundungus

Rubbing one's penis vigorously back and forth in an ass crack, while not actually inserting it in the anus. Also known as the asstric bypass.

She was on her period and her butthole smelled, so I just did the old Appalachian Mundungus.

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Appadoo

Appadoo is the name of wealthy people. They are really famous for their wealth, but sharing is not really in the genes. Every appadoo's ancesters are great kings and queens. Any appadoo remaining is likely a prince.

Hey nice mansion. Are you an Appadoo ?

by Varesh007 April 23, 2018

Appalachian "R"

A lesser known letter in the English alphabet, some refer to it as the 27th letter. It is primarily derived from southern mountainous regions in the U.S. It can replace a standard regular "r" but it is usually added to words that are not typically spelled with an "r", thus causing words containing the Appalachian "R" to have a certain mountainous twang when pronounced.

Jethro: Ma I'm cornfused. I's a been lookin' fer Pa and can't find him no where's I ain't got no idear where he is.

Ma: Jethro didja check the warsh room? He might be on the torlet.

Jethro: I hope I finds him soon, I needs to show him my new measurin' stick its got these here new fangled centermeters on it.

Appalachian "R" is in cornfused; idear; warsh; torlet; centermeters

by Its 2pm somewhere May 21, 2018

Appalachian funnel

A guy syringes alcohol into his urethra, does anal, and urinates it into another persons’s rectum

Andrew did an appalachian funnel to Brynn and she got so fucked up.

by Charles Crawthenhammer October 27, 2018