apostrocity

Incorrect, heinous use or non-use of the apostrophe.

"Its raining cat's and dog's" (all save "raining" an apostrocity)

"Orange's! 20p per pound!" (seen at market stalls the world over)

by Wilkinsonswords December 7, 2006

Aerostrophy

A Wide Load Fucker With Critical Thinking

"Can You Count Past Ten?"

"No"

"Your A Fuckin Aerostrophy"

---> Tonie Is An Aerostrophy

by Londonnn October 6, 2012

postrophuh

A word Corey Taylor (lead singer of Slipknot) said once

Corey is wacky and said POStrophuh

by Nifference Bigust February 16, 2021

apostrophe

Not a piece of urban slang at all, but an important punctuation mark in written English, which I pride myself on knowing how to use correctly.
However, in my definition for Stoke-on-Trent, I have noticed that I made an error and put one in where it didn't belong (story of my life...).
Therefore, I'm putting this in to make myself feel better.
Wow, what a waste of your time if you read all that! Sorry!

It's only correct to put an apostrophe in "it's" if it's "it is", if not, it's "its".

by Stooo March 21, 2003

apostrophe catastrophe

The term apostrophe catastrophe denotes incorrect use or non-use of the apostrophe (') in a sentence.

Examples of apostrophe catastrophes:

We sell carrot's, parsnip's and potatoe's.

Its going to rain.

Johns coat and Marias bag were left on the train.

He grabbed the cat and started playing with it's tail.

by Fearman March 31, 2008

apostrophatarded

(adj.), unable to use apostrophes correctly.

Get Free Drink's With Every Meal

Man, that's apostrophatarded.

by Kazoo101 September 25, 2005

apostrophically challenged

The inability to make proper use of the apostrophe, indicating either possession or contraction.

Its' maddening when apostrophically challenged office simp's cant determine when to insert an apostrophe correctly. It really fry's my ass!!!

by Toomerro February 23, 2009