Aperture

A gaping orifice of uncomprehensible dimensions.

"What's that noise? It sounds like someone hosing down the pavement."

"It's Misty having a piss."

"Holy shit! That's a big mother-fucking aperture."

by A & S October 29, 2006

Apers

1. A thrashy trashy punk group whom less than half of the world even knows about.

2. The word you use when you want some hot lovin'

3. An ape with taste for smooth jazz and socks. Loves singing in the rain, eating, making fun of, and getting high.

1: "Have you ever heard the band Apers?"
" What the fuck is that?"
2: "I wanna get Apers tonight."
"Go for it!"

3: "My god, jovie. Your such an APERS!!"

by Jellbrow February 10, 2008

Apera

A really cool guy. Very down to earth and rational. Loves music and sex.

Apera Woodfine

by Apeocherio April 16, 2013

apéritif

(n.) A type of alcoholic drink generally consumed before a meal; from the French 'aperire' ('to open'), it is thought to help "open" one's appetite. Apéritifs are usually dry rather than sweet.

They served us champagne as an apéritif.

by drink to bones June 18, 2016

aperica

White people put this spice on their slaves before they get whipped

His back was covered in Aperica before he got whipped

by Aperica September 28, 2017

Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator

The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.

by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022

Apergis

A man who gets no girls ; A man with a godly body ; A man who has the tendency to have sweaty palms/armpits ; A man who has no skill in talking to girls ; A man who comes from a wealthy family ; A man with a very big noggin ; A man who has major plans for the future.

Apergis has a body of a god ; Apergis's ink matched his godly body so well.

by FreshWinkie64 October 29, 2010