Apergis

A man who gets no girls ; A man with a godly body ; A man who has the tendency to have sweaty palms/armpits ; A man who has no skill in talking to girls ; A man who comes from a wealthy family ; A man with a very big noggin ; A man who has major plans for the future.

Apergis has a body of a god ; Apergis's ink matched his godly body so well.

Apergis by FreshWinkie64 October 29, 2010

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Aspergistan

A magical place. Aspergistan refers to the state of being so unbelievably stoned on cannabis that one cannot function socially and thus must retreat to a comfortable space, which is then designated as “Aspergistan”

Chad: Yooooooo that bong hit took me all the way to Aspergistan!

Aspergistan by weenschnitz August 24, 2021

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Apergis • aperghis • aperisteve • Aspergistan

aperisteve

pronounced (ay-pey-ra-steev); an appetizer consisting of Redi-Whip sandwiched between two Pringles. First presented on The Colbert Report 3/30/2010.

In an effort to provide her guests with the highest quality fare, the hostess prepared, canapés, hors doeuvres, aperitifs and aperisteves.

aperisteve by BillyJackII April 2, 2010

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aperghis

The greatest family that has ever existed. They come from The Netherlands and a Greek island called Paxos. The whole family is amazing and so sweet. When you meet an Aperghis your whole body lights up with joy!

The Aperghis families are so cool.

aperghis by Patty.B69 July 12, 2017

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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