Armenian Anaconda

An Armenian man with a huge penis

Hakop is such an Armenian anaconda

by Hakop anaconda March 4, 2023

Anaconda

It don't want none unless you got buns, hun.

Dude, anaconda is my way of life.

by xSmile for me my lovex January 27, 2015

peruvian anaconda

When you attack a small Asian kid from behind and put him in a headlock. Preferably with your legs wrapped around him, like a walrus humping its mate into submission.

Steve: Come here you Asian.
Wing-wang: NO!
Steve: Don't make me put you into a Peruvian anaconda.

by Clom2222 December 17, 2014

Anaconda Shit

a shit that is so big and long that it requires you to strain your whole body and stop breathing for long period of time. When the shit finally detaches from your asshole, you're completely out of breath. As if you were being strangled by an anaconda.

"holy shit man, I almost died after that anaconda shit."

by bearshiit July 8, 2011

The Anaconda

When you tuck your ballsack inbetween your legs and let your penis hang out in the water. This can only be done in the water.

8 Kicks-

I was in my hottub and gave The Anaconda to Chris.

by xGeTcRuNkx August 21, 2006

Anaconda Squeeze/Freight Train Cum

The act in which two sexual partners are intertwined like anacondas mating. With the intensity and rhythm slowly building up-- the male plows the field of dreams, ball slappin', good, deep, and hard - until each partner simultaneously reaches an orgasm - like two run away freight trains - COLLIDING - the retrosexual sounds and ground shaking pounding can be heard by ALL for miles and miles around!

John and Dee had an out of body anaconda squeeze/freight train cum experience at the adult bookstore.

While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!

by Cougar Sport Killer March 5, 2011

ass anaconda

Another term for a male homosexual

"Look at Peter in the corner table drinking a white wine spritzer, what god-damn ass anaconda!"

by pizzall February 29, 2008