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Shit Ambush

When you need to do a shit badly; but then suddenly disappears only to come back an hour later with extreme force

may result in shitting yourself or a poo tickle
Example One:
Aw man! i was with Bek last night and we started messing around...and wen she took off my pants i had a surprise shit ambush!


Example Two:
The other day John was trying to play a joke on me and mooned me from his car; only to have the joke on him wen he bent over and had a shit ambush all over his steering wheel
by PoPo Dickman March 14, 2009
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Agustina

The most amazing person you will met. She will lighting your days with her beautiful smile and cheer you up with her loughs. She is so loving and caring you will wonder how you keep her around, so treat her how she deserves; with love and kindness.
Girl 1: your such an agustina

Girl 2: aww thank you
by Doradexplirer January 22, 2020
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soupcan ambush

(noun)
With origins on college campuses, it’s a cash withdrawal system which allows the financially broke student to access fast money by way of placing, generally, 3 unopened soupcans into a pillowcase, finding an unsuspecting lender in a compromised and singular situation, braining them with the soupcan pillowcase, and then once they are dropped liberating them of any and all valuables and cash on their person.
Not only did Jordy invent the soupcan ambush—-he perfected it. I swear to be such a destructive fucker he could load up a few of my cans of soup into his pillowcase, slip off into the night, locate victim he deemed appropriate, drop them, and return back to the dorm in less than an hour with serious bank and the soupcans undamaged.
by Nikki Stixx August 19, 2022
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Agust D

A man who ruined our life a.k.a Min Yoongi a.k.a Suga a.k.a MY HUSBAND
Agust D will kill all of us with his tongue technology
by Yoongi's Kumamon April 4, 2018
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sus amogus

by ilovedeadmemes May 30, 2021
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Amogusphobia

In 21st century psychiatry, the abnormal and excessive fear by the thought that everything is Among Us, leading to people assigning the game features to real objects, pictures, persons, and so on.

Cases are estimated to have been recorded since Mid-September 2020, but only developed and growed attention sometime during May 2021, one of the possible underlying causes of amogusphobia could be anxiety and/or persistent idea that at any moment the imposter could kill you.

Similar to Pareidolia, could possibly be a type of it.
E.g.:
James: Yo dude I think I have amogusphobia.
Timmy: 4real?
James: Yea anywhere I go, be it on the real life or on the intenet, all I can see is amogus.
Timmy: sus
by MyksLash April 13, 2021
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amogussy

amogussy is a female genital in the popular gameAmong Us” used for female characters.
“do girls have amogussy’s?”
“Yes we do it’s a genital in between our legs!”
by the muralised goober April 21, 2022
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