Aloniab

A real nigga that no one likes and is the darkest man in the hole world. No one likes an aloniab and everyone knows he has a small dick.
"oh yeah i forgot he is alone-iab"- hanna
"what a nigga" - asain man

"hey is that aloniab" - hanna
"yeah it is" - brandon
"was it really that small" - hanna
"most definitely" - brandon

by Choco_Dw April 3, 2023

Aloni

Aloni, there couldn't be anything better than aloni such an amazing person with a personality to match it. Her beauty makes her just as beautiful as a goddess. Her eyes are deeper than the deepest oceans. Her lips softer than the softest fabric. Her smile brighter than the sun. Her soft pink cheeks the cutest you've ever seen. Her perfectly clear skin clearer than the perfect blue sky. Silky smooth hair that flows freely throughout the wind. Her voice sounds like a beautiful song. Her laugh is the most soothing sound. She may be short with an attitude but it makes her more perfect. Aloni is very smart. She WILL deny it. She is smarter than most and is not afraid to show it. Aloni has a beautiful sense of humor and is perfectly amazing. Her tiny hands fit perfectly into mine and feel as if they're in the right place. Her body is so perfectly amazing it's the cherry on top of the icing. The curves of her natural body. The perfect proportion of booby and booty. The beautiful legs that are always silky smooth. And all of this beauty is put all together into one perfect woman who I am glad to be able to call my queen.

You are such a perfect woman babe. I'm so glad that I took that insane chance to reach where we are today. I love you so much babygirl 😘

Boy 1: did you see that girl?

Boy 2: yea that's Aloni. The most..

Boy 1&2: Beautiful woman I've ever seen!

by That one german January 5, 2019

Aloke

The epitome of all that is good.

That was so Aloke.
That game was so Aloke!!!!

by Simon Jefferson January 27, 2006

Alki

Short for alcoholic.

That bitch is a straight up alki.

by J24 November 13, 2003

aliki

mysterious girl

keeps to herself

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

Alonism

One who is extremely weird in nature and behaviour.

That guy from school, Loni, is so fucking weird, I think he suffers from alonism.

by Nigerian Hair February 21, 2009

Alois

The main character in Kuroshitsuji II. Earl Alois Trancy is not only an attention whore and enjoys wearing booty shorts, but he also constantly attempts to sex up his stoic, creepy butler, Claude Faustus.

Alois has anger management problems and a short attention span. For most of the anime, he is blabbering his mouth off to Claude about killing Ciel and Sebastian. (Damn him!)

Alois is also a rarely used term used by Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) fans to describe someone similar to the fictional character. His past is very intense and dramatic. Not only does he get extremely happy when his village is burned down, his little brother also dies and he ends up sleeping with a sixty year old man, Lord Trancy. Fun.

Patrick: Holy shit, Johnny! Why are you wearing booty shorts!?
Johnny: Don't you think I look hot in these? -nudge nudge-
Patrick: Such an Alois.

by petriesheep January 21, 2011