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All Time Low

Sex Gods.

Walking, living breathing humans who are semi God-like. They are sort of like vampires because they entrance you with their ways and their voices. You will never want to not listen to their music. They're beautiful creatures.
Person A: Who's that?!?! They're amazing!!!
Person B: That's All Time Low. And yes, yes they are.
Person A: I think I'm in love. <3____________<3
by harryputter June 22, 2011
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All Time Low

A band from Maryland that girls from about 11-15 years of age obese over. They combine emo with forms pop-punk and wear neon colored skinny jeans and related items. Some lower-level human beings that actually listen to this classify it as "pop-punk" but it's really not. Some (good) pop-punk bands include : Set Your Goals, Four Year Strong, and even Blink-182. If you ever see a girl in high school that still think this band is "supa sexy," she might have a mental condition.
Maybe about 80-100% of the articles below that are justifying this band are written by confused female teenagers.
"Cool" dude: Did you hear All Time Low's newest album yet?

Guy: Sorry but I'm straight.
by MATTVEIGHSKI May 2, 2010
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All Time Low

By far, one of the most cliche bands out in this generation other than Fall Out Boy and The Academy Is. Basically, the band that makes Forever The Sickest Kids look like The Backstreet Boys.

ATL is in fact a punk / pop alternative band who's hype is unneeded, over rated, and completely shit filled in fail. To the brim of honesty, if you find yourself liking this band, either you have no life, you are a "preppy" style girl, or you are precisely 13-16 years old.

Worst band ever. Right beside Fall Out Boy.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about All Time Low at the Warped Tour?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard they blew.
Guy 3: I wish I could throw my Monster at them.
by Caiden L November 2, 2008
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All Time Low

Band birthed from the vagina of mainstream "punk" a.k.a. skater-wannabes who sing like an emo with a scissor and play music that can only be described as the retarded child of modern-day rock.
If you're looking for an awful band just like All Time Low , try these :

The Academy Is.

A Day To Remember.
by Juicalicious January 24, 2011
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All Time Low

Probably one of the shittiest bands ever. Their music isn't even "deep" or "sincere" or whatever, and they're seriously overrated. Most of their fans are annoying 15-year-olds. Alex and Jack aren't even that hot, and they're the only people in the band that remotely matter. Put Up or Shut Up is mediocre at best, and Nothing Personal is almost as bad as Insane Clown Posse or BROKENCYDE or whatever. Don't even waste your time. And YES, I've listened to many of their songs before and I see no attraction to it whatsoever, so don't go saying I didn't give their music a chance.
All Time Low fans: OMG JALEX FOREVER I LOVE THE SONG LULLABY AND JERSEY RAE!

people with ears: oh my god their music is like dogshit what the hell how is that even quality
by trollintrollintrollin December 6, 2010
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All Time Low Ho

A girl who is obsessed with the amazingly awesome band All Time Low.
by Rebekah Gaskarth April 30, 2008
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All Time Low's Hustler Club

All Time Low's fanclub club called the Hustler Club. Comprimised of a family and hated by many. Despite what everyone thinks they're not teenies only some. Most are hxc fans. The ones who post on the boards are the coolest. We even have a Hustler Mafia and make All Time Low gifts a lot.
It opened November 25, 2008 and has became a big hit. Mainly comprimised of girls but we have a few boys.
Girl: Oh hai you going to go on All Time Low's Hustler Club?
Other Girl: Hellz yea! That place is the shiz they got a mafia!
by wesaysummer February 16, 2009
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