Assoholic Bitch

Assoholic Bitch was invented in the video: Comment Comeback: I HATE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG by IHE the user Eric Merry to insult IHE for not liking sonic

"FUCK YOU YOUR AN ASSOHOLIC BITCH THUMBS UP ON THIS COMMENT IF YOU LIKE SONIC"

by SparkleTimesDefinitionz January 3, 2017

Sophisticated Alcoholic

noun.

A Sophisticated Alcoholic is someone who predominantly consumes high tier alcoholic beverages-cocktails. Occasionally, shooters fall under the repertoire of the Sophisticated Alcoholic.

There is a slight movement towards the sophistication of the Jazz Era, as evidenced by the influx of many Sophisticated Alcoholics.

"Jimmy is a Sophisticated Alcoholic. A Campari Orange will get you his affection."

by Turing May 3, 2004

alcoholism

The only disease you can get yelled at for having.

Goddamnit Jimmy, you have lupus. Goddamnit Jimmy, you have alcoholism. One of those doesn't sound right.

by Jeremiah Collins April 3, 2015

alcoholic

A person who knows exactly how many days it's been since they had a drink.

E.g., In January, 2007, Lindsay Lohan told People magazine "I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything." Lindsay Lohan's publicist Leslie Zelnick confirmed to The Associated Press in December that Lohan was attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

by asking January 22, 2007

alcoholic

A true Alcoholic would rather drink, then get a Blowjob.

Bills wife was getting ready to go down on him, but Bill said no, I'll take a double jack n coke instead.

by Recovering January 17, 2004

Altoholism

A condition that affects MMORPG gamers in which they re-roll new characters whenever they reach the 40 to 50 level range. This is usually due to the player not finding the endgame enjoyable and the player having the urge to continue to play the game as opposed to growing bored of it due to a high level character.

I'm simply in no hurry to bring my character to a point where I no longer really enjoy it. Due to Altoholism I roll new characters every time I get into that mid forties/fifties range.

by LJX November 30, 2005

semi-alcoholic

someone who isn't quite alcoholic, nor are they drinking sensibly. Most likely someone is high-functioning in society, but drinks more then they should, but doesn't feel the need to drink in the morning in the afternoon. a semi-alcoholic is most likely a student at university or weird spooky kid who doesn't have much direction in their life.

There most likely to drink out of sheer boredom rather then addiction because sober reality is bullshit, but maybe they have taste and prefer expensive fancy german beers.

"I drink almost every night or other night, but I have a girlfriend, keep two part time jobs and I'm on track for a 2:1 degree" - a semi-alcoholic.

by el andy July 26, 2009