KMC Alignment Issues

A Keyboard/Mouse/Computer Alignment Issue is a variation of obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) which involves the way your keyboard and mouse are in relation to your computer. If you have a KMC Alignment Issue, you constantly move your keyboard and mouse to align perfectly with your computer and your mouse and keyboard must be completely even with each other.

1. If my keyboard and mouse are uneven, I go crazy and fix it!
2. If my keyboard and mouse don't align perfectly with a computer, I take the time to perfectly align it.
3. KMC Alignment Issues suck! I'm always moving my keyboard and mouse to align with my computer!

by A Random Person with a KMC Alignment Issue. January 13, 2008

Lesbian alignment

Lesbian alignment is when a womans attractiveness becomes significantly higher when she engages in acts of a lesbian nature. When a woman is given an attractiveness rating out of 10 (ten), a maximum of 2 (two) additional points can be added to the rating out of 10. As such, a mildly attractive woman can, with the help of the lesbian alignment, become a smoking hot babe just by performing cunnilingus on a female friend.

"Hey, is your girlfriend hot?"
"She's OK, but when she made out with her girlfriend, the lesbian alignment meant she was much hotter!"

by Peter Von Schnitzel December 31, 2008

aleigha

A wonderful sweet hearted person Has the sweetest pussy and biggest boob

Ted: Dude i had a bonner when i woke up this morning

Nick: what was the dream about ?
Ted: some girl aleigha

by watermelon325 May 27, 2015

aleina

a beautiful kind hearted lady, belives strongly in God and deep in Faith, athletic. She is one of a kind and is able to brighten up a dull room. She is independent and loves her family. Has many friends but only some she can trust. She is not one to mess with when upset!

Dude 1: Yooo dude look at aleina she’s so fine
Dude 2: Yeh she’s hard to get ma boi, don’t even try to get her it’s practically impossible

by zoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoom September 14, 2021

aleina

the most beautiful person alive, the best girlfriend anyone could have. anyone would be lucky to have an aleina, as she is perfect in every way

i love my girlfriend so much, how could i not? she’s an aleina!

by aleina’s gf October 31, 2022

aleien being

Describes what E.T. temporarily became after noisily downing several Coors Banquets.

After Elliott's wrinkly buddy from a galaxy far, far away became an "aleien being" while he was "home alone", said skinny schoolboy began to burp and otherwise exhibit symptoms of being intoxicated, as well.

by QuacksO January 9, 2023

non-alignment

-the state of not being arranged in a straight line or in correct relative positions
-the lack of affiliation or alliance with other nations or groups especially politicians

They reached a state of Non-Alignment.

by Countrychick02 December 12, 2019