All jokes aside

Usually said after a humorous statement to introduce a serious statement.

Sentence structure:
a joke. All jokes aside,...serious statement.

Synonym:
But no, seriously,

Example:
I guess you can say he is a butthurt. All jokes aside, call him an ambulance quickly.

by Deagocrow May 1, 2021

Mina Ashido

My waifu

Mina Ashido the pink alien queen with cool acid power is my waifu

by Saitama 777 March 6, 2021

assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

by Lauren September 15, 2005

assidy

another name for someone named Cassidy. usually used when cassidy is being a bitch.

hey assidy, shut the fuck up.

by elle7979 June 25, 2019

assident

fart

oops, I had an assident.

by 46er September 27, 2009

Assident

An accident caused by an asshole. Specifically a car assident.

On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone texting. The assident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.

by Slushgirl July 23, 2011

ahmid

ahmid is one of the most genuine trustworthy person you will ever meet. he is kind loyal and brave. if ever you needed a confident ahmid is your man. he will love you forever as long as you treat him right and make sure you do because his penis is absolutely massive!!!!!

i really need someone right now for emotional help and also to pound me really hard in the pussy!! wheres ahmid??

by freepartyfreek August 17, 2014