When a user in a message board, instant message, chat room, or email uses nothing but capital letters. The said user often uses bad English and internet slang and is often looked down upon as a newb.
User1: OMGWTFBBQ. THIS IZ TEH SUX.
User2: What?
User1: LOLOCOPTER. MY UBER-OVERCLOCKD GAMERZ RIG IS HOTTTT.
User2: Stop having a capslock love affair you noob.
User2: What?
User1: LOLOCOPTER. MY UBER-OVERCLOCKD GAMERZ RIG IS HOTTTT.
User2: Stop having a capslock love affair you noob.
by Lee Savery February 9, 2009
Get the CapsLock Love Affair mug.The greatest band no one has ever heard about, mostly because they don't really exist anymore. Headed by Metro Andy, the token brown Asian in every band (see Sum 41's Dave Baksh), UR began in the summer of 2007, and seemingly disbanded immediately after releasing several singles on a poorly put together MyspaceMusic page. All three of their fans are really hoping for a comeback tour, however.
Dil: Dude, you heard that new song by Unrequited Affairs, "Maybe Next Time I'll Think Twice Before Going to a Dance Party Weating a Button-Up, Tight Jeans, and Converses?"
Do: No you dumbass, they aren't a band anymore ever since that Myspace page.
Do: No you dumbass, they aren't a band anymore ever since that Myspace page.
by kkkoolnthegang July 18, 2009
Get the Unrequited Affairs mug.Affaan is a forgiving person and an absolute chick magnet (makes straight men gay).He is shy but secretly loves that one girl who he thinks is perfect. A perfect leader and can dominate his enemies with his presence. He is weak at reacting to things. If you are close to him He’s the best person you’ll ever find in your life. He hardly smiles but when he does he’s sure to put a smile on your face whatsoever
by Hadouken256 June 18, 2021
Get the Affaan mug.Affan means "chaste", "modest", "virtuous", "pious".
They are the best people out there. They are funny, nice, cute as hell, handsome, lovely. If you have an Affan in your life, keep him. They are rare to find.
They are best in pick up lines and double meaning jokes. If you have them as a friend, trust me, you will never get bored. They are smooth like butter and will make you blush easily. They seem tough, but are shy in reality. They give positive vibes so anyone can get comfortable around them.
They really love games, love dancing in the rain, love cheesy acts. They can be a baby and a daddy. They can get soft easily. They are really photogenic and have a really nice and beautiful smile.
They love adventures. They can be very stubborn and hot tempered. They like to keep their emotions to themselves and will rarely express themselves, so if they do with you, consider yourself lucky. They're the most awesome people one can meet.
They're attractive as hell. They are really caring and will make you feel like a princess.
They're best at what interests them. Their laugh is the most precious thing. Affans are beautiful inside and out. They will always be there for you and expect the same.
They do special things without even announcing and when they are done, only then they tell about it.
They are fun, sexy, hot, loving, highly gifted, genius, creative, intelligent, caring and most importantly respect you and your choices.
They are the best people out there. They are funny, nice, cute as hell, handsome, lovely. If you have an Affan in your life, keep him. They are rare to find.
They are best in pick up lines and double meaning jokes. If you have them as a friend, trust me, you will never get bored. They are smooth like butter and will make you blush easily. They seem tough, but are shy in reality. They give positive vibes so anyone can get comfortable around them.
They really love games, love dancing in the rain, love cheesy acts. They can be a baby and a daddy. They can get soft easily. They are really photogenic and have a really nice and beautiful smile.
They love adventures. They can be very stubborn and hot tempered. They like to keep their emotions to themselves and will rarely express themselves, so if they do with you, consider yourself lucky. They're the most awesome people one can meet.
They're attractive as hell. They are really caring and will make you feel like a princess.
They're best at what interests them. Their laugh is the most precious thing. Affans are beautiful inside and out. They will always be there for you and expect the same.
They do special things without even announcing and when they are done, only then they tell about it.
They are fun, sexy, hot, loving, highly gifted, genius, creative, intelligent, caring and most importantly respect you and your choices.
by filmoutxoxo November 24, 2021
Get the AFFAN mug.That nice young lady is very affable
by the affable me May 27, 2004
Get the affable mug.1.An example of an adjective that could be used in places of words such as: "Awesome" "Godly" or even "Omnipotent".
Affan is THE most awesome person one could meet. Such people are very scarce in the world and when one encounters an Affan, they are automatically considered one of the luckiest people in the universe.
2. An Affan is a chick magnet, able to score chicks as frequently as as he breathes.
3. When one Affan meets another, the universe will indeed, explode, or gasp in shock, as such awesomeness is not very easy to contain in this very small universe.
3. An Affan, particularly one with the last name Ahmad, is a super powered being, able to use powers from his imagination, much like a Green lantern from DC comics.
Affan is THE most awesome person one could meet. Such people are very scarce in the world and when one encounters an Affan, they are automatically considered one of the luckiest people in the universe.
2. An Affan is a chick magnet, able to score chicks as frequently as as he breathes.
3. When one Affan meets another, the universe will indeed, explode, or gasp in shock, as such awesomeness is not very easy to contain in this very small universe.
3. An Affan, particularly one with the last name Ahmad, is a super powered being, able to use powers from his imagination, much like a Green lantern from DC comics.
by The Prescense November 2, 2010
Get the Affan mug.similar to a normal affair. there is no romantic attachment. similar to getting fucked as opposed to having sex
by Swimmygirl June 14, 2014
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