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walking advertisement

Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.
Person: You should play FoRtNiTe

Me: Stop being such a walking advertisement.
by x3y October 18, 2019
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niglet advertisement

those little stupid fuckin advertisement things you get in the mail with your credit card bill that nobody wants.
yo man dont you hate those stupid niglet advertisement's. Yeah man there so fucking annoying, i just wanna see my bill not all that stupid fucking shit.
by MYNAMEIST January 27, 2007
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aftertizers

snacks to be eaten after a meal.
when asked by my daughter-in-law at dinner were we going to order any appetizers I replyed no when we get back to our house we were going to have aftertizers.
by dogssss January 24, 2011
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Aftertizer

Usually refers to items consumed and or performed after finishing a good romp. In part the antonym of an appetizer.
After having had an intense orgasm, Dianne lighted up her menthol Virginia Slims, her preferred Aftertizer.
by RedAvenger December 21, 2008
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false advertising

A classic move to get a girl to go out with a guy. The guy ask the girl to go out with him and friends they both know (who are in on the scam). Last minute the 'extra' friends say they cannot go, leaving the pair alone.
I used the false advertising trick to get her to go out with me.
by Jesse Curtis November 5, 2006
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false advertising

When someone's Myspace pictures are way hotter than they are.
Guy #1: *looking at a girl's Myspace profile* Damn, she's fine!
Guy #2: Sorry mate, that's just some false advertising.
by christamay December 24, 2008
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dreadvertise (verb; dread + advertise)

to advertise by dread, to engage in military propaganda.
There are skilled dreadvertisers in our government.
by Mikhail Epstein October 2, 2003
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