ADD

Attention Deficit Disorder. A very irritating problem even though it is fun acting hyper and confused when I don't take my medication. I fit in better with my friends when I don't take my medicine.

Friend 1: Dude you're acting weird. Did you take your ADD medication this morning?
Me: WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW HUH I DON'T NEED THE DAMN MEDICATION I'M PERFECTLY FI... How did I get in this room? When did the bus drop me off? What were we talking about?
Friend 2: Whoa, calm down. Jeez.
Friend 3: I don't think she took it this morning... O.o
Friend 4: Ever hear of breathing?
Friend 5: Or punctuation for that matter?
Me: Did I spaz again?
Friend 1: Yep... O_o
Friend 3: She doesn't remember?
Friend 2: She's just like GIR!!!!

by iit'z all aboutt tthe muziic January 20, 2009

ADD

Attention deficit disor- PREETY FLOWER! Flower my bestest friend! ^_^

What the fuck? Adult ADD? Why not call it just ADD?

by I.K. December 4, 2006

Adde

The most homosexuall person you'll ever meet. He always wants cock.

Person: Oh no Adde is here
Person2: Yea he's gonna want some cock

by Pappaishere October 10, 2020

ADD

acronym for Attention Deficit Disorder. In other words, people who stare blankly at random things because they are attracted to very shiny objects.

Bob: Hey look! A star!
Karl: Oh my god you ADD idiot, listen to me when I'm talking to you!

***Awkward Silence for about 5 minutes***
.....

Bob: Hey look! A star!

by Querty December 14, 2008

ADD

ADD is a mental disorder which leads to restlessness, difficulty paying attention or focusing, and a short attention span. It is caused by a chemical imbalance, when the brain manufactures insufficient amounts of a stimulant. am not sure what the name of the chemical is. ADD medications make people without ADD hyper because it is the same type of stimulant as Mountain Dew. That's why I drink mountain dew whenever my prescription runs out, because it relieves my symptoms.

ADD makes meh twitchy. A lot. Although, technically, I have ADHD. Hmm.

by I-gots-teh-ADD's February 26, 2009

ADD

A Delicious Dick

Jenny thinks I have ADD

by Mist1337 October 15, 2011

ADD

An excuse used by parents for failing to discipline their kid and as a result creating an obnoxious, hyperactive, spoiled brat in severe need of a boot in the ass. Also a bullshit diagnosis given by child psychiatrists to prescribe pills for the kid because more than likely they're getting a kickback from the pharmaceuticals company.

Soccermom: My little Timmy has ADD.
DennisIsEvil: No he doesn't, he just needs a good boot in the ass.

by DennisIsEvil December 4, 2006