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Acquisition 4

An adjective used in reference to the 4 fake files that are always options when you try to download a title in Acquisition. One is a _______.mpg, one is a _______.zip, one is a ______.mpg, and one is a "_(the term you tried to download)_ girl has a shaking orgasm.mpg (Quicktime)". Even if the file you are looking for is not there, the Acquisition 4 becomes a downloadable option that will not be what you were looking for at all when you go to play them.
"I almost fell for his Acquisition 4 dick size."

"i missed a class and Acquisition 4ed an excuse."
by angieledbetter January 20, 2009
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Alternative Acquisition

Employing non-traditional means of possession. Including but not limited to, theft, extortion and ground scores.
"Honey I think our son is involved in a stereo-theft ring"

"Nonsense dear, Billy explained that he got all this fancy stuff through Alternative Acquisition."
by Mike A.N January 15, 2010
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Acquired Douchebag Syndrome

a mental disorder acquired in the presence of from one to many persons carrying the attitude of a douchebag
"Wear your earplugs when you go see Creed live. You don't want to get Acquired Douchebag Syndrome".
by Dewey Decimator December 14, 2009
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curbside acquisition

Formerly known as "trash picking." Used to indicate you've gone through someone else's trash to decorate your own home.
"Early Saturday morning is a perfect time for curbside acquisition."
by melicia May 20, 2004
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Asquith Boys

A dodgy, underfunded high school in an area so far north of civilised Sydney there really should be cattle grazing there.
Also has undoubtably the worst team in the senior Indoor Soccer Comp.
Man, Asquith boys are so shit at Indoor. I can't believe I actually kept a clean sheet against them.
by Tom December 16, 2004
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acqui-hire

An "acqui-hire" is when a company buys a startup to obtain the startup's team, rather than to own its products or technology, which it often kills after the purchase.
In the technology industry's ongoing war for talent, Google, Facebook and a handful of deep-pocketed firms are using a more potent weapon to get the best engineers: the "acqui-hire."
by Tech_Watcher December 30, 2011
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acquisition

I just got the entire first season of Trailer Park Boys off Acquisition!
by calvin April 18, 2005
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