windows accelerator

The perfect file name for hiding something from an idiot on their desktop.

"Hey Mario! How come your windows accelerator kicks in everytime you leave the booth?? It appears to be an away message"

by beefjerkeytime! May 26, 2009

Accelerator

When a man/woman is destined to break up with their partner and so by sleeping with them you simply accelerate the process, thus providing a useful service, you are then an accelerator.

One bloke talking to another in a pub - "My friend Samantha is just waiting to dump her annoying boyfriend so if I sleep with her this weekend then I am just acting as an accelerator"

by captain assbeard January 19, 2011

acceleramus

acceleramus: A motorist who deliberately speeds up in order to irritate and sabotage another motorist. This is done without provocation.

See also: acceleranus.

"This acceleramus pulled up beside me just as I signalled to get into the right lane. Becuzza him I missed my exit."

by Dweezil Dunderplunken the 1st December 13, 2013

Acceleraties

Participants in a startup accelerator. Either the startup or the entrepreneurs in an acceleration program can be referred to as 'acceleraties'.

The new acceleraties arrived to begin their program.

The accelerator made the acceleraties attend an interpersonal communications workshop.

by charlemajne December 12, 2018

accelerocity

the midpoint of acceleration and velocity.

The accelerocity of the train was unimaginable.

by doughdoughthedodo October 11, 2021

Accelerage

(noun) The extreme expression of anger required to get a large (often sedentary) project or team moving faster.

Given how disorganized this project is, we'll need Kim to bring some accelerage to the next meeting.

by Jon Dee-Oreo January 27, 2022

AcceleratedCat

An exceedingly autistic larper who made his OC his entire personality.

He is known for calling those who disagree with him pathetic nihilists and/or manipulative sociopaths.

Despite being gay and ugly, he still claims to have a way with women.

Did you hear that some guy pulled an AcceleratedCat and went totally schizo?

by mexicangravy June 9, 2023