Absoposilutely

A failure at combining the words "absolutely" and "positively." As some of you may have noticed, it drops the "tiv" part of "positively."

For a better version, try using "Absoposilutively."

Guy 1: Are you gay?
Guy 2: No!
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: Absoposilutely
Guy 1: Yeah, that's not really helping your case.

by Selias August 15, 2014

absalat

Absalat is the most humble and also interesting girl you could ever get. She is that one who will try to be there for you as much as she can. She is the type that has been hurt a lot of times but still hopes for the best and never gives up. She sometimes could be hard to tolerate with but it's worth it. She is a forgiver for the ones she loves. It might take her a long time to let the ones who hurt her so bad go but once she does there is no going back. She is also smart at times even though she sometimes makes stupid mistakes that are funny. She is a caring soul that you should never lose. Keep this one. Trust me it's for the best.

Him:" who's that girl, she's pretty cute and amusing from what i can see..."
Me: ya that's Absalat you should know her more she is really fun!

by Absalat June 8, 2020

ABAP

As Balln' As Possible

Man Skeet, you sure are ABAP..

by Anthony Adkins January 19, 2008

absatively

An unneccesary combination of the words 'absolutely' and 'positively', thus 'absatively'.

"Is your project done?" "Absatively."

by eostre October 24, 2005

ASAP

immediately, right away (from as soon as possible)

We need to get out of here, ASAP.

by Light Joker September 23, 2005

Asap Rocky

To do something a warp speed

yo, john, call me asap rocky!

by big ole cocksucker December 9, 2020

ASAPed

the verb for when you are playing xbox live and a small child comes on and starts swearing and whining trying to act cool but really pisses everyone off and screams something when he kills you

little kid: YEAH! I JUST ASAPED YOU! JUST LIKE I DID WITH YOU MOM IN BED LAST NIGHT!
dad: son I think it's time for you to go to bed.
little kid: NOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED!

by 七 October 16, 2009