What someone is when they fuck up in a stupendously amazing fashion or are just incredibly stupid in general. Must be used with the following inflection:
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
-After Dave finished his explanation why whites and blacks are different species-
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
by Larry Machuto May 26, 2018
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OMFG!!! Look at that abolanche!!!
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by awesomeMB9 September 25, 2020
Get the Absolute mug.The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.
The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.
Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.
The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.
Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.
Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.
by MoLincs September 12, 2012
Get the absolute fucking shambles mug.Brad: "Hey Matt, want to listen to this song?"
Matt: "You know it, this song is an absolute banger!"
Matt: "You know it, this song is an absolute banger!"
by JakeBallz7 November 3, 2021
Get the absolute banger mug.Absol is a BAMF that first showed up in the 3rd gen of Pokemon. It is often avoided due to the fact that it can sense danger with that blade... thing protruding out of it's head. So it's percieved as a magnet for bad luck. but all it really needs is some love. It doesn't evolve, but why would it need to? It's awesome enough on its own.
Dark and Ghost attacks do 1/2 damage.
Bug and Fighting do 2x.
Psychic does jack shit.
Everything else does whatever damage it's supposed to.
Can be found on Route 13 and in Great Chasm during the post game of Pokemon Black and Pokemon White, and on Route 120 in Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald. Learns Perish Song at Level 65.
Dark and Ghost attacks do 1/2 damage.
Bug and Fighting do 2x.
Psychic does jack shit.
Everything else does whatever damage it's supposed to.
Can be found on Route 13 and in Great Chasm during the post game of Pokemon Black and Pokemon White, and on Route 120 in Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald. Learns Perish Song at Level 65.
Trainer 1: Check it out, bro! Just caught myself an Absol!
Trainer 2: You lucky SOB! Can I borrow....
Trainer 1: Her.
Trainer 2: Her long enough to make an egg with my Ditto?
Trainer 1: Sure man, what are bros for?
Trainer 2: Awesome! Thanks man!
Trainer 2: You lucky SOB! Can I borrow....
Trainer 1: Her.
Trainer 2: Her long enough to make an egg with my Ditto?
Trainer 1: Sure man, what are bros for?
Trainer 2: Awesome! Thanks man!
by Garde-Kid July 17, 2011
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“Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”
“Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”
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