Assistant Boyfriend

1. Any guy that takes care of a girl or lady pending the time she has a boyfriend;

2. Any guy showing affection to a lady with the hope of snatching you from her present boyfriend

Sylvester has shown that he is Joy's Assistant Boyfriend with all the gifts he showers on her.

by IBK90 December 4, 2019

Assistant Manager

Manager that tells store manager all the siq gossip

Alex is the assistant manager so she snitches on the sales associates

by mwatson615 June 9, 2016

assisted entry

when one sticks their hand into either the anus or vagina of another and then inserts his penis and proceeds to masturbate

this chicks asshole was so loose i was able to have an assisted entry

by Ha1fdime January 9, 2008

administrative assistant

An individual (usually a woman) that does clerical work and provides administrative support to his/her co-workers. Usually over-worked and under-paid.

Dumbass: "Hey Jill, when you have a moment can you fax this for me? I'm an idiot and I don't know how."

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

kneeling assistant

Usually an assistant whose tasks include kneeling under her/his boss' table while he is having a phone call or smoking a cigar.

Al:"You know Fredo? The project is taking away most of my energies. I am so stressed. I would like to relax with a cigar and a hot kneeling assistant".

Fredo:"Keep on dreaming, pal!".

by hotbabyface January 14, 2011

Legal Assistant

Someone who does all the work for a successful lawyer. The Legal Assistant gets in trouble anytime there is a mistake even though its the lawyers job to carefully proof read everything. Many legal assistants are underpaid and overworked. They tend to be very good looking because lawyers are horny pervs who like to look at sexy women all day long.

A legal assistant does more work then a lawyer.

by browneyez310 January 17, 2009

Assisted Bromocide

When you ruin your 'bro's' chance of getting somewhere or something in life.

eg, a promotion, a new girlfriend even sex.

Bro 1: ...So anyway you want to head to my place, watch Zack and Mirri Make a Porno, then make out for a while?

Girl: Sure, i'd like that.

Bro 2: Remember the time we were in the shower and i commented that you were bald where your pubes are meant to be, was sooo funny...

Girl: Do you know what... I have a erm knitting class on at 2 in the morning sorry.

Bro 1: Thanks for the Assisted Bromocide

Bro 2: ...

by Traktor Chelyabinsk November 8, 2009