Literal tape with staples in it. Does it make it better? According to the propaganda! (Staple Tape is not available in any stores and must be made by the user. Schools offer the supplies for free if the teachers aren’t looking.)
Person #1: My pants just ripped and scotch tape won’t hold them together. Do you have anything stronger?
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!
by Nova72Scotia September 17, 2020
When someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn't tell you that there's stapled packets within the larger framework of unstapled paperwork, this is crypto-stapling. This, of course, causes the feeder to jam, make all sorts of loud noises, and make you look like a moron.
Damn it! Chuck gave me all these TPS reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!
by Beetle482 April 25, 2008
Right as you are about to cum while recieving a blowjob, pull the womans face away and poke her in the eyes and cum on her face at the same time.
Dude, last night this chick was giving me really good head but i just had to staple gun her, it was so fucking funny!!
by Ryan and Bryan, the artists... January 07, 2006
A kick ass band from Skagit Valley, WA. Opened for Slayer during Jagerfest '04.
Awesome moshing music!
Awesome moshing music!
Dude 1: Did you see The Fray last night?
Dude 2: Fuck no! I was getting my eyes elbowed in a mosh pit at Prozack Staple!!
Dude 2: Fuck no! I was getting my eyes elbowed in a mosh pit at Prozack Staple!!
by arekushi July 01, 2008
When u realize that u stapled your balls with most of the employees at work along with thirteen other radios
by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 06, 2022
a type of coupon that hates playing the piano, or someone who really enjoys eating chicken while petting various chinchillas.
by thelittlelamb January 13, 2018
by Madmarticus July 11, 2021