Smart

The exact opposite of me

"Jerry is not smart"

by Notaverygoodname May 7, 2018

Smart

Not a popular thing to be these days

Person 1: I'm not very smart
Person 2: I know

by I_am_poggers December 7, 2021

Smart

A person who will write their own Urban Dictionary definitions to win arguments.

ooooo look at Mitch! He's so smart!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 11, 2020

Smart

When someone is smart they are itelligent

She was very smart

by Beautiful babe23 March 18, 2015

smart

sarcastic for "dumb-ass piece of shit."

"Wow, Mike. I never looked at it that way before. You're so smart."

by juxtaposer December 25, 2008

smartness

something you probably dont have

Dude, you have a smartness level of zero!!!!!!!!111!!!ONE!!!ONE

by jambley July 30, 2008

smarts

Usually a remark made when someone shows an act of stupidity. Also see dumbnut, stupidhead, retard, fool, or slow.

"Umm, 5 x 5 is 30."
"Way to go, smarts."

by Jaquie January 11, 2007