Smart

The exact opposite of me

"Jerry is not smart"

by Notaverygoodname May 7, 2018

Smart

A person who will write their own Urban Dictionary definitions to win arguments.

ooooo look at Mitch! He's so smart!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 11, 2020

Smart

Not a popular thing to be these days

Person 1: I'm not very smart
Person 2: I know

by I_am_poggers December 7, 2021

Smart

When someone is smart they are itelligent

She was very smart

by Beautiful babe23 March 18, 2015

smart

sarcastic for "dumb-ass piece of shit."

"Wow, Mike. I never looked at it that way before. You're so smart."

by juxtaposer December 25, 2008

smartness

something you probably dont have

Dude, you have a smartness level of zero!!!!!!!!111!!!ONE!!!ONE

by jambley July 30, 2008

smarts

Usually a remark made when someone shows an act of stupidity. Also see dumbnut, stupidhead, retard, fool, or slow.

"Umm, 5 x 5 is 30."
"Way to go, smarts."

by Jaquie January 11, 2007