Muffin

Can be used in two contexts when ur calling someone cute and funny or when ur calling them a dumb illiterate fuck

Ahhhhh Teresa ur such a muffin.
Wtf Teresa ur such a fucking muffin

by LaxGodNigger101 May 31, 2018

Muffin

To shit yourself and keep it in your underpants for a long time, therefore, it looks like a fucking chocolate muffin.

Fuck, I think I've had a muffin the whole day.

by D4rkSh4dow March 3, 2019

muffins

codename for marijuana

Pothead #1: Dude lets go bake some muffins after school at my house

Pothead #2: okay

by PwningPanda October 30, 2009

Muffin

The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!

innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."

by Kitty October 5, 2005

Muffin

A chick who wears tight pants and small shirts so her belly hangs out like a muffin top.

I can't believe you hit that, she is a total Muffin

by Industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002

muffins

A term used when something does not go your way, you forgot something, you lost something, or can't find something.

Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.

Aww muffins, I forgot her birthday was today!

I can't find my keys! MUFFINS!

by Shark Farts March 18, 2010

muffins

when a girl got big tits

yo did you see that bitch wit those boss muffins

by Anthony Garza November 3, 2006