The grandad

When a male puts you on his knee and holds your cock while rocking you with his knee

I was out my friends house when he asked me if I would like him to do the grandad.

by Domski Hudski April 24, 2021

Grandad

A mean and abusive asshole who takes every opportunity to belittle you.

You: Hi grandad! Havent seen you in a while, whats up?

Grandad: YOU WOULD KNOW WHATS UP IF WERENT SO LAZY AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME MORE, YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE OF A HUMAN, YOUVE NEVER RESPRCTED YOUR ELDERS, YA HEAR ME GIRLY?? *hits you* YOU AND THAT LOUSY HUSBAND OF YOURS SHOULD GET A DIVORCE, HES A CUCK.

by Kcoda August 3, 2022

ma grandad

A bauldy cunt but sound,

Ma grandad is bauld

by Louise conway March 21, 2017

Robbie’s grandad

Has no legs

(Robbie’s grandad) has no legs

by Zafmiester December 12, 2017

rudeboy grandad

A old man in a tracksuit who has a limp, and looks like he is carrying carpets under his arms.

Colin"bluddy hell is that Jerome over there?"

John"no it's rudeboy grandad"

Colin" thank fuck for that!"

by Colin John September 29, 2018

Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018

That grandad chin

Someone who's chin resembles Hey Arnolds Grandfathers.

Me: Yo Michelle,Jenna has that Grandad Chin
Michelle: Bitch got that Harold gut too.

by Blackout_Illuminati January 4, 2014