Get your clumps in a log

A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.

Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?

Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.

by Colegade July 8, 2009

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lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate ill be right back just gotta lay down a log

by citropussy January 25, 2016

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A logan • A-Logging • a log • A Log Just Hit the Fire Door • a logarithm • Pulling a logan • dog-a-log • Pull a Logan • drop a log in the chipper • dropping a log

bump on a log

Someone that just sucks at their job and just doesn't seem to think much.

George W. Bush

Bush is just a bump on a log.

by $LAYER November 7, 2005

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When a woman is preforming felatio on a man , the man removes his penis from her mouth. He then stacks deepfried Twinkies on his log-like penis. The woman precedes to devour all of the Twinkies with great speed, giving her severe diarrhea. The man then ejaculates into the pile of feces, and takes it in his right hand and procedes to hit the woman in the face.

"I gave that girl Ants on a Log boyyy" - Man

by BSV December 2, 2015

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saw a log

To get things done in an excellent manner or to be a pimp/awesome in general.

After Stuart found the sweet spot on his stihl ms440, he was able to saw a log.

"Sh*t boy I tell you what, run a little nitro in the fuel mix for this saw and it will saaaw a laaaawwwg!"

by obiwanaword February 4, 2010

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