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Zuckerberg moment

When you have the epiphany of a life changing idea or design but you explain it to a technically superior geek who develops the idea and makes millions.
That was my Zuckerberg moment, I shouldn't have gone public with that idea. The guys I told are now millionaires.
Only if I had the technical know how I would be rich by now.
by Gekoguy November 30, 2012
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zuckerberg special

zuckerberg special massage: putting him face down on the table using water instead of oil to rub in, and then putting a hose up his ass to keep his body in tip top hydrated shape; he believes the mouth is too inefficient for 100% hydration and needs a direct passage
"would you like the zuckerberg special today sir?"

"why yes, boy am I thirsty today"
by zuckerbergfans December 9, 2018
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Mark Zuckerberg

A real human

Mark Zuckerberg is a very real fellow human such as myself.
“Hi I am Mark Zuckerberg and I am a real human just watch me drink this water like a real human man”
by Mrs.Beast.FFZ November 4, 2021
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Mark Zuckerberg

Na mumu him be
Him no get sense ,him no wise, him dey craze like mad
Na everytime him just they block human being account
Nonsense
People like MARK ZUCKERBERG are mumu
by By josheey November 25, 2021
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Zuckerberging

To freak out in an interview when girls are mentioned.

Acting weird or awkward at the mention of women.
Dude john was totally zuckerberging when his mom asked him about his girlfriend
by PG96 December 29, 2011
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Mark Zuckerberg

1) "Creator" of Facebook, whether or not he has actually "created" Facebook is a highly debated topic. He is also the world's youngest billionaire.

2) A nickname conferred upon anyone who is idolized and admired for accomplishing the most unproductive things one can ever imagine. The feat accomplished may be amusing, but its benefit to society and economy = 0, sometimes, even negative.
1)

Guy D: Dude I just logged in my FB account because I needed to change my status to LOGGING IN.....

Guy I: You just made Mark Zuckerberg richer by $1.50....... plus the CIA & Department of Homeland Security knows you're using the computer now.....you "dumb fucker"!!!!!

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2) GUY D: OMG home skillet that Jack Henderson just got 32 accolades for creating an electric flatulence vacuum sucker , supposedly it repels the fart out the anal rectum at MACH 2.4 !!! DAAAAAMN MAN!!!!

GUY I: He so Mark Zuckerberged that shit dawg!

GUY X : He's going to create JOBS! FOR US! YAY!

GUY I: He'll outsource 'em to China and India fool!!

GUY X: NOO!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIITTT SONN!!!!
by Capitalist-DI666-Inaganti December 11, 2010
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