by insectofeden October 13, 2023
by Hdjjfj September 3, 2017
An individual who is exceedingly exceptional in the art of playing the lute. The Zest-king is typically territorial and challenges everyone he sees to a lute-playing competition. If the Zest-king is beaten in this challenge, he will lose his mantle of Zest-king, and his opponent will be granted it.
Yeah man, I was chillin with my friends, messing around and playin the lute for fun, when the fucking Zest-king pulled up! That guy was fucking insane at playing the lute.
by TWIG TWIG TWIG December 23, 2022
Louise zest is where your room fills with moths and spiders and there is a lemony zest aroma in the air. And then a ghostly woman with dark eyes and a pale body will haunt you and just lookin at her will make you fret
Shannon : yooo dude I got “louise zested yesterday
Henry : woah I was just banging my chick last night thankgod it didn’t happen to me
Henry : woah I was just banging my chick last night thankgod it didn’t happen to me
by Tamsin lidd August 17, 2019
When one decides this Sunday afternoon is glorious enough for a jog, and in ones haste to pursue this thought, overlooks the necessity of a Brassiere, chaffing can often occur. When such chaffing transpires, one is left with sore and flaky areoli. The dry skin of the flaky areoli IS the Nipple Zest.....some say the zest of the nipple. Either way it hurts like a mother bitch. The moral of this story is ALWAYS wear a Bra on a Sunday afternoon.
Instructions on Sports Bra
'to avoid Nipple Zest, wear this garment!'
John: 'No Shirley, I shall not lick your nipples, I am highly allergic to Nipple Zest, and unless you wish to sit in the emergency room with me for the next 5 hours i suggest you suck my cock. Oh No! I forgot that you are allergic to Piney Porridge!'
'to avoid Nipple Zest, wear this garment!'
John: 'No Shirley, I shall not lick your nipples, I am highly allergic to Nipple Zest, and unless you wish to sit in the emergency room with me for the next 5 hours i suggest you suck my cock. Oh No! I forgot that you are allergic to Piney Porridge!'
by A. Delirious - Student April 25, 2008
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by Lemmondaddy June 21, 2015