zeke 

you all have it wrong muthafukers...zeke is someone who cares too much for too little... short for Ezekiel...
now how is that an insult?

remember mother Terasa? remember fred hollows, remember what zeke's they were.

zeke by zeke from abo land September 11, 2003

Zeke 

Short for Zero Kelvin, the coldest possible temperature that is physically impossible to reach, it is a compliment equated to "hardcore, damn near impossible, awesome, cool". Can also be abbreviated as ZK.

"Dude, that headshot was totally ZeKe."

"I got us the beer, it's ZeKe, bro."

"Your new Wrangler looks absolutely ZeKe."

Zeke by Latraven May 17, 2016

Zeke 

1. A quiet person. Usually has few true friends, but leeches onto other groups of people as they walk by.

2. A person who may appear accepted in school, but his/her outside life includes all night video game fests.

(Person 1) Dude, ur really weird. You act like such a Zeke whenever you refuse to go to parties because of obligations to D&D.
(Person 2) Well, if you were a lvl 30 mage lord, you would play D&D all night long too.
(Person 1) I thought you were cool in school man...

Zeke by Mailman March 30, 2004

Zeke 

Zeke’s a goat the can pull your bitch any day

Zeke gets hoes

Zeke by I got waves June 20, 2019

Zeke 

They are amazing and caring. But if you date one be careful they will leave fast.they will get your hopes up and then let you down so fast it will be like a shot. Zeke’s are THE MOST HOTTEST PERSON EVER.

Me:hey my boyfriend just broke up with me and it was through text...he looks so happy now that I’m gone..
Person:isn’t his name zeke?its okay maybe someone will treat you even better.

Zeke by *-huegirl-* October 29, 2019

Zeke 

zeke is dumb lol

“Hey did you hear that only one person didn’t pass the quiz?” “Yeah, I heard it was Zeke.”

Zeke by Dootaishdbba June 22, 2020

Zeke 

A person who consumes video games and a severe virgin with Chinese vape chemicals.

Often used as an insult to describe them as somebody who has never spoke to a girl and thinks Fortnite is life

Holy fuck! That guy is a Zeke. He can’t talk to a girl for shit

Zeke by Pppppoooo December 3, 2022