Zed

Something you make when you sleep, or more particularly, when you snore.

You can't talk to John. He's on the sofa making zeds.

by Eller January 5, 2006

zed

'zed' is a common nickname for a suzuki supermoto model named 'suzuki dr-z'

"dude your new bike is sweet! what kind is it?"
"its a zed"

by zedluvver February 24, 2007

Zed

The gay way to say the letter "Z".

"You're a crisp eating, chip chomping, petrol pumping, lift taking, lorry driving pretentious arse-hole who likes to sound gay by saying the letter "Z" like "Zed" instead of "Zee"."

by awblowmezedders November 8, 2011

Zed

The way Canadians, Brits, and Aussies pronounce the letter 'z'. Perfectly fine, but it ruins my jam sometimes.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Zed....wait, thats not right...

by Alex_PasqualeFHN January 22, 2018

zed

sexy as fuck rich and has a large pp

zed is sexy as fuck

by lowlifezed March 14, 2022

ZED

Zed A phatt Canadian late night TV show featuring shorts (videos), artists (music and otherwise) and interesting commentary. Check it out!

Hey girlfrind, I forgot to pick up a video on the way over. "That's okay, I want to watch Zed anyway."

by laura_jean January 3, 2005

Zed

Zed in Latin is the term for "One-Upper" or "Just a straight retard with -2.7 Brain cells". In English however it has a different meaning entirely. Zed in English stands for "A person who will say no or walk away from anything he doesn't like like a winy white bitch sipping on champagne". It honestly just goes on, it is different in every language. Just go ask any bar tender in a different country and they will tell you for the equivalent of 5$ USD. But it is not worse than being called a "Rino" in public if anyone does you are now allowed to murder them with a wet taco shell.

That guy on Twitch is such a fuqin' Zed i swear. Just put the Zed mayo in you sac of Taco's fuqhead!

by Cadet Ginger January 14, 2020