zais

a formerly great company that manages structured products. they now outsource work and shit on employees with the best ideas. they are unlikely to survive the post financial crisis era.

my returns this year were great; i massively outperformed zais.

by east coast underpants gnome January 20, 2012

Zai

A term used for marijuana, whether you want to smoke or want to know if someone has weed.

Kyle: Yo whats up man?
Ronnie: Nothin much just smoked a spliff and a bong load... I'm so Zai'd

or

Chris: Yo what're you doin after school?
Austin: I don't know man... Wanna Zai?

or

Beau: Wanna smoke after school today?
Corey: I can't bro, don't have any zai man

by Ronkong October 11, 2010

zai

a manipulator that tricks people into always thinking the person is right

"He is pretty smart"
"Dont fall for it, they're a zai"
"disgusting."

by InariTheGamer November 4, 2020

Zayed

Zayed is extraterrestrial species in the planet known as Saudi Arabia characterized by its trophy hunting of other dangerous species for sport, including humans and its mothers vagina.

You see that zayed last friday night?

by wartotheend September 20, 2011

Zayed

Not very smart, always needs help

are u zayed or u just born like that

by SWIFTY_FLOW September 17, 2003

Zayed

usually, Zayeds often tend to be desperate for money, if it means ti throw their humanity and masculinity away. They enjoy going to shady alleys to give good blows, Zayeds like to sexualize everything they can to make as many moments as possible to be awkward.

Suck my dick like a true Zayed!

by ZayedLover69 January 30, 2019

zay

a gay ass nigga

"zay gay asf"

by wsrtewrw October 18, 2017