zoink is an alternate term which is the plural form of zoinked therefore i will zoink this object or whatever you might steal is what might or will happen rather than focusing on what happened
1. "hey dud did you steal that jacket?" "yup i zoinked it" "why did you openly admit to zoinking something?" "dunno"
by litdragon99 January 6, 2021
Get the Zoinkedmug. by Alabama made abortion illegal May 23, 2019
Get the Zoinkedmug. A phrase used to declare that the almighty God, Norville “Shaggy” Rogers, has marked the listener for death.
by LoyalToShaggy<3 January 29, 2019
Get the Zoinksmug. by Scottscrab March 23, 2019
Get the Zoinksmug. A word only to be used by the coolest people. Zoinks is used as a substitute for other swears, such as 'whoops' or 'gosh darnit'. It is said that those who use it automatically become saints at heart and gain both godly, and demonic powers. Never mess around with a person, who has stated the word 'Zoinks'. Zoinks can also be used to point out very cool sightings. Zoinker can be used as a gracious and heartfelt compliment, and shows that the person who is saying the word is very sweet and loving, and that they have a huge heart of gold.
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*Accidently powers an hydraulic press and crushes foot* "Oh, zoinks!"
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"Zoinks! Look at that 1000 degree glowing fidget spinner!"
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"Oh you! You're such a Zoinker!"
*Accidently powers an hydraulic press and crushes foot* "Oh, zoinks!"
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"Zoinks! Look at that 1000 degree glowing fidget spinner!"
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"Oh you! You're such a Zoinker!"
by BrockIsAnElectricTypeGymLeader May 20, 2018
Get the Zoinksmug. Zoinks is said with-in a group of people, when each individual is ejaculating. Once this action has been performed many many times by each person. Then a member of the group can call out zoinks and trigger a mass, spontaneous ejaculation
"ZOINKS"
by BoricJarl March 1, 2018
Get the Zoinksmug. Oh Zoinks!
by Rakrad November 16, 2017
Get the Zoinksmug.