ZJ

If you have to ask what it is,then you cant handle it. But its GREAT!!!

DAMN girl! that ZJ was great!! i love you baby

by hahahaurdumb April 15, 2009

ZJ

when one's partner gives the scrotum a zerber (see Zerber)

I got a zj last night and it rattled my balls mmm felt kinda wierd.

by TheParty Brigade March 12, 2008

Zj house

A particularly awful cobblestone mess. Incredibly ugly and a total eyesore. Designer is vertically challenged and usually blind

That house is so dead. It looks like a zj house

by Js785 July 25, 2022

ZJ

This person is very smart and always has a someone to look after (parent) um also kind and honest. They will always help you.

Zj can you help with chemistry prep

by fatimushka November 24, 2021

ZJ

unknown

i want a ZJ

by oilynails July 30, 2021

ZJ

Originally heard in Broken Lizard's Beerfest, assuming to mean Zoojob which includes both partners breaking into a zoo late at night and having a threesome with whichever animal is in the first pen they can unlock.

Dude, i heard you had a total zj last night...why the hell would you fuck a pig?

by NastyNedNutski May 10, 2019

ZJ

When a girl gets on her knees behind you and give you a reach around and blows kool aid into your asshole

After she gave me a zj my shit smelled so fruity.

by Partyfingerz July 15, 2016