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sexually harass young age girls or boys in a aggressive manner
disguise as religious christian while hypocritically practicing sinful acts
He was zeusing the girls on the street last night
I was zeused by James last night and I thought he was going to rape me.
Why are you zeused up? You are a totally different person today.
Zeus by Wenyuanchen December 2, 2013
Noun. zoos

A quick, sudden and unexplained sharp pain or cramp in the anus or general crotch area, like being hit with a mini bolt of lightening.
"Ow! I just got Zeus-ed!"
Zeus by Malverna July 9, 2014
God arrogant non Greeks think all Greeks believe in. It's called MYTHology. Also reason why most women in Greek mythology got mad. He couldn't keep it in his pants
Dumbass American: All Greeks believe in Zeus right? lol don't sacrifice me.

Me, your typical annoyed Greek: No, we don't, your just stupid.
Zeus by Histarvingimdad August 30, 2017
Not a God but sometimes he is treated like one because of how cute, loyal, and big and cuddly he is...he is a spoiled dog often either a name for a German Shepherd or Husky or both also his (or her) fur is so beautiful people would love to steal it and use it for a fur coat.
Person A: "that dog is sooo spoiled! "
Person B: "He must be a Zeus!"
Zeus by Anarchy_Hero11316 April 17, 2018
A dog with special needs that cant stand straight, gets confused easily , and runs into things. Some say he is stuck in the 1st grade. He says kiss my ass.(squirrel)!
Zeus like frog. Zeus like pool toys. Zeus is a special.
Zeus by Bobster2222 August 15, 2018
hera : another kid really zeus
zeus by Brat T December 21, 2018