Zeus

When you bang a girl so hard you get a shock from the friction, and an explosion occurs inside her. This is how the majority of women end up in wheelchairs.

You should of seen it. I Zeus the shit out of that girl last night. Then had to take her to the hospital.. she didn't make it.

by thekillertickler November 1, 2011

Zeus

Johnny Kannis, the Greek-Australian singer of the legendary Sydney punk rock band, the Hitmen. He is the Greek God of garage-punk

Zeus and Klondike were really rockin' at that Hitmen show last night.

by Rattus cattus November 14, 2010

Zeus Swerve

The act of booting a member of the opposing team via network stressors while playing Destiny.

I was about to lose a Trials of Osiris match to a really good team, but I gave them the ole Zeus Swerve and stole the W.

by BlumpMoistBulbousPhlegmSlacks November 4, 2016

Zeus-Fucked

when one roasts the bowl

Eric Jones Zeus-Fucked the damn bowl again!

by Dr. Ganjaman August 19, 2010

beard of zeus

something to swear by

By the beard of Zeus!

by zack w September 9, 2005

Zeus Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.

"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Dirty Zeus

The act of taking a shit in someone's mouth at close range while, simultaneously, pissing on a live electrical wire. Optimal timing of both shit and piss will cause both participants to be electricuted during the act.

Tom: "Did you hear how Wilf and Timmy celebrated Valentine's Day?"
Bob: "No."
Tom: "They performed a successful Dirty Zeus."
Bob: "Those magnificent bastards."
Tom: "All hail the god of lightning!"

by Air Base Hooker February 15, 2019