Zeked

Noun: to receive a handjob at the back of a classroom

Friend 1: I heard you got zeked yesterday
Friend 2: Yeah it was pretty mid, prolly a 7.5

by Chodychidd March 29, 2023

zeke

he is nice. kinda an idiot. he will buy you anything if he likes you even if you don't want him to. gold diggers love him. he is very stubborn but very affectionate and hates taking good advice. he is smart, but will talk about random crap that nobody cares about. but we love him anyways. he has a good heart and he wants to do what's right.

"omg zeke shut up."

"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."

nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."

by gabri.joy February 22, 2023

Zeke

Zeke will get to the money regardless, no matter what he must do, no matter who he must hurt

Zeke aint playing about that money you owe him

by Yk how November 22, 2021

Zeke

Zeke is a sweet, quiet boy who cares for you a lot, though he might not show it. Fuck all of those UD's saying he's a dickhead. I love him.

What the fuck is the point of this
uHm
"I love Zeke?"

by I hate it on UD May 30, 2021

Zeke

Zeke is the best boyfriend you could ever have. He’s funny and very caring. He is the person that everyone wants.

“Have you met Zeke”
“Yeah I like him”

by Heyyyyy;) November 27, 2019

zeke

you all have it wrong muthafukers...zeke is someone who cares too much for too little... short for Ezekiel...
now how is that an insult?

remember mother Terasa? remember fred hollows, remember what zeke's they were.

by zeke from abo land September 11, 2003

Zeke

Short for Zero Kelvin, the coldest possible temperature that is physically impossible to reach, it is a compliment equated to "hardcore, damn near impossible, awesome, cool". Can also be abbreviated as ZK.

"Dude, that headshot was totally ZeKe."

"I got us the beer, it's ZeKe, bro."

"Your new Wrangler looks absolutely ZeKe."

by Latraven May 17, 2016