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our band could be your life 

a book written by Michael Azerrad on 13 of the most important indie/punk/alternative bands of the 1980s. the bands are: Black Flag, Sonic Youth, The Minutemen, Minor Threat, The Replacements, Beat Happening, Mudhoney, Husker Du, Butthole Surfers, Mission of Burma, Dinosaur Jr., Big Black, and Fugazi. Without these bands, the 90s alternative rock explosion could never have existed.
Guy #1: "I am so fucking sick of this emo and post-grunge bullshit that's on the radio nowadays."

Guy #2 (the cooler one): "Dude, read 'Our band could be your life' and then listen to those 13 bands. your life will be changed forever.
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live your life 

To live your life is to say to do something, especially to get a job or do your work. Only your friends would mean it in a fun way. Life is a word people are scared and confused of which helps brands to make people buy their items by confusing them.
"Stop reading this and live your life!"

Fuck your life up

“Boy I will fuck your life up stop playing wimmie”

Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property 

???: You wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)

Lost Control Of Your Life 

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IF YOU'VE Lost Control Of Your Life
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings
WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
BIG SHOT!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!!

Recover Your Life 

Self Harm and Eating Disorder support site. Possibly the biggest on the internet.
Containing endless pages of fantastic information, a chatroom, live assistance and a Forum.
All for support and distraction.
Recover your life member 1: I really feel horrible, I need support, help?
Recover your life memeber 2: Hey, we're here for you, what's the problem?
Recover Your Life by Fi. December 13, 2008

Bang Your Life 

Wanting to bang someone so badly, that you may murder them with the roughness of your extremely animalistic sex.
Girl 1: "Holy shit I want to have sex with that guy so0o0o bad!"

Girl 2: "Yea, I bet you want him to Bang your life!"

Girl 1: "I want to Bang his life, while he is Banging my life."
Bang Your Life by yristk February 24, 2011