Extended, modified version of the traditional expression "go pound sand", use this version when you really want that special someone to fuck off.
Dave: Dude, you owe my 5$!
Kyle: Dave, I don't have your money, go pound sand up the eye of your cock.
Kyle: Dave, I don't have your money, go pound sand up the eye of your cock.
by Leeroy Jenkems 420 November 2, 2009
Get the Go pound sand up the eye of your cock mug.An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.
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'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
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