by Treble March 14, 2018

1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.
2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.
3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.
3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)
Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!
2. Skyler: put on your seat belt
Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!
Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!
2. Skyler: put on your seat belt
Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!
Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
by DUWBAT October 27, 2013

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!
by Hoonta January 27, 2012

by AwesomeTed123 May 15, 2015

by When you get shit on December 24, 2020

Example agostina lamas ain’t shit
Girl: hey kid can you pass that!
Boy:no get it yourself
Girl: you know you really ain’t shit
Boy: what does that mean
Boys Best friends: she means your being an agu a person that ain’t shit
Example2 : you ain’t shit means your being an agu
When you don’t wanna do certain things for a person when they ask you for so help cause your lazyyyy asfff
Girl: hey kid can you pass that!
Boy:no get it yourself
Girl: you know you really ain’t shit
Boy: what does that mean
Boys Best friends: she means your being an agu a person that ain’t shit
Example2 : you ain’t shit means your being an agu
When you don’t wanna do certain things for a person when they ask you for so help cause your lazyyyy asfff
by Patricia is da shittt January 23, 2020

A more extreme way of saying "Are you kidding me?" This phrase is commonly used to express doubt, surprise, and sometimes displeasure.
by amc91 April 25, 2006
