Yonks

years, ages, a while

"i havent seen wee jimmy in yonks"

by Glitter dick hole March 5, 2021

“That’s a Yonks”

Like saying yikes or ooof, a reaction term. Can be used in place if yikes but is mire awkward.

“Jack is being a stupid again and fighting me!”

“That’s a yonks”

by Ityaboispiker January 25, 2018

yonks

the BIGGEST opp, like no questions asked

yo you know that girl thing
oh man, such a yonks

by vanillalover#boring November 6, 2023

yonk

The act of vomiting or the vomit itself.

Last night, Matt was so drunk he yonked into a barrel.

The yonk was all over his beard.

by aliendave March 5, 2005

yonk

A word that is spoken or muttered while someone is in the process of swiping (swipe) an item that already belongs to them. Similar to 'yoink' except 'yoink' is spoken when someone is swiping an item that rightfully belongs to someone else.

Dennis said 'yonk' as he swiped his cassette adaptor from the cassette deck of the Chevy Suburban. Now how am I going to listen to my iPod on the way home from work.

by Clive&Cleatus II April 2, 2008

yonk

a word used to replace any verb in any sentence to make it sound more jiggy.

nina: i yonk ass sometimes

sabina: yonk me my juul

by ya bbygirl nina May 6, 2018

yonk

A slang term for penis, usually used in the country or southern parts of the nation.

Me and Brian were wrestling and I think he grabbed my yonk.

by tinki 94 December 9, 2008