Yo mama gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Don't scribble your dick 'round the fan
Or you won't be able to get it out fam

Hello yo mama gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SUR- AAAHHHH MY DICK IS STUCK IN THE FANNNNN!!!!

by SuccSuccMyRainbowAss May 3, 2018

Yo mama jokes

Jokes that nobody actually means. People just try to see who's is better.

"Listen to my new yo mama jokes"-Jake
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"

by random_guy350783 April 4, 2015

yo mama

"yo moma" is something you say in front of every sentence that some1 says just to piss then off

Guy 1: I'm going to tie my shoes
Guy 2: YO MOMA'S GONA TIE HER SHOES!!!

Girl 1: That Girl is a slut.
Random Guy 1: YO MOMA'S A SLUT!!!

by J R Stokes July 4, 2004

yo mama

They call yo mama "The Squirrel" cuz she always got nuts in her mouth!

Yo mama like the bus: everybody gets a ride for one dollar!

by Nasty Nate October 3, 2003

yo mama

Slang for "your mom". A nice insult! Talking about your mom is really insulting.

Ex. 1
Some guy: Get a life...
Person responding: Yo mama!
Some guy: What did you say! *beats up person responding

Ex. 2
Some guy: You fat pig...
person responding: Yo mama's a fat pig!

by GABEMSTR November 10, 2008

Yo Mama

The person who loves you even if you act like a heartless bitch who cares about only yourself. The person who argued for their right to have you in the first place, and has never been sorry she did even when you completely turn your back on her. The place you can always go when you find out that friends come and go but your mother will always be there to help you pick up the pieces.

Only Yo Mama could forgive you for that.

by Always143 August 11, 2010

Yotaman

a person who is obsessed with Toyota cars and trucks. May also show signs of desiring high quality standards, horse power, and good gas mileage for an affordable price. Person will also express extreme distaste for American built cars by repeat phrases like "Drop the Rock, Get a Yota", "Horns hurt, Yotas are softer", and "Ford Tough, Yota is Tougher".

Dude checkout that yotaman in his new rig!

by Yotaman May 20, 2008