Jerking His Yert

Fancy way of saying male masturbation

He loved Jerking His Yert to his favorite OnlyFans accounts

by organcontainer March 31, 2020

Yert

An informal greeting typically in the Philly/Central Jersey. Essentially a bastardized version of “yo” used in the same contexts.

Person 1: “Yert”
Person 2: “What’s good”

by DirtyJerzLover October 22, 2025

Yert

The action or act of someone yeeting something whilst saying nert.

Yesterday my brother was annoying me alot, and i really wanted to just yert him out the window

by lilbright227 August 15, 2020

Yert Mugabe

When you close your eyes Yert Mugabe looks over you into your soul. He is of Eritrean descent 6 foot 7 has a grey mullet and a ginger beard weighing 198plds. There is only one Yert Mugabe and there will only ever be 1 Yert Mugabe.

Person 1:"We just got destroyed in pro clubs division 3.
Person 2:"Let me guess was if by Yert Mugabe and his Wousego Hoolgar teamates"
Person 1:"It was indeed his meer presence led them to victory even with the offside merchant Barry on their team

by YERT MUGABE July 20, 2021

yert

a version yes

want to hang out? yert

by anonymous March 29, 2023

Yert

Used as an affirmative answer to a negative question. Alternative for "Aye" in Archaic.

Marco: Isn't it working?
Jess: Yert = Yes, it isn't working.

by 8MARKO May 29, 2025

Yert

Another way of saying “yeet” but only when your happy you say yert

Friend: You 2 are dating now
You:Yert

by Yerter March 16, 2019