yer maw

insult
can be used at almnost any moment and in any situation for any purpose at any time.

'Yer Maw'

by clarence boddicker March 19, 2003

Yer Da Sells Avon

Is a Scottish term that translates into

“Your dad sells cosmetics

Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away

Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy

by WeeScottishLasie November 2, 2018

yer mom

A great insult to fling at people. Or just something to say when there is nothing else to fill the void. Also, the source of many dirty jokes.

A) "Yer mom is so -insert insult here-

B) Person 1: "Hi, how are you?"
Person 2: "Yer mom!"

C) Person 1: "Hey, you poked a hole in my balloon! I hate you!"
Person 2: "I poked a hole in your mom last night."

by soniahazard April 28, 2004

yer maw

A comeback. Usually the last resort in an argument, but sometimes the first if you can't be bothered with an argument or conversation. Normally short for "I had your maw" (meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother")

'That's shite.'
'So's yer maw.'

'You owe me.'
'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.'

'You're such a gay.'
'I think your maw would disagree.'

'Fuck you.'
'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'

by Eamonn H May 16, 2007

yer skillet

some person's saucepan, used to cook vegetables, poultry, beef, and other foodstuffs.

person 1: i saw yer mom last night
person 2: hahaha, yer skillet

by Mr. Blah February 7, 2005

yer maw's a junkie

a commonly used insult among scottish gang members utilised to instigate an aggressive response from a rival youth.

'haw you ya bawbag.. yer maw's a junkie.'

by sugarvine July 11, 2009

Yer Maw

Your Mother.
Yer maw is yer maw, but she might also be yer da?
aye, you fuckin heard, bitch.

"A wiz nailin yer maw tae rah grund last night n she farted a belter, so a punched her right in the flaps! She'll ken never tae dae that again eh?"

by Yer maw. April 13, 2007