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jeremy went from the first definition of xkjy5 to this definition... oh p.s. jeremy, you're a loser i mean you're sooo xkjy5
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Symptoms may include:
-fever
-vomiting
-constant loss of body parts
-if you fall asleep randomly
-if you are unable to stay awake for 81 and a half hours straight
-if your a virgin
-if you passed kindergarten
COMMON CURES
-smoke weed
-get highly addicted to heroine and or cocaine
-rape a goat
-soak your self in battery acid
-eat tons of peanut butter(with malaria)
-dump syrup over your head
-drink antifreeze
-just joking, don't do that and if you did stop hear cause your gonna die.
-with any questions please consult dr.qoonansmergual at dr.qoonansmergual5@yahoo.com
Symptoms may include:
-fever
-vomiting
-constant loss of body parts
-if you fall asleep randomly
-if you are unable to stay awake for 81 and a half hours straight
-if your a virgin
-if you passed kindergarten
COMMON CURES
-smoke weed
-get highly addicted to heroine and or cocaine
-rape a goat
-soak your self in battery acid
-eat tons of peanut butter(with malaria)
-dump syrup over your head
-drink antifreeze
-just joking, don't do that and if you did stop hear cause your gonna die.
-with any questions please consult dr.qoonansmergual at dr.qoonansmergual5@yahoo.com
Gretchen was speedy down the street when her leg locked up and she tripped over a boulder and crashed violently to the ground as both her arms flew off flowed by her left leg which rocketed in the other direction. As she was bleeding on the ground her head slowly rolled off her body and her fingers crawled away slowly. This angered the head so much that it started to yell at nearby people to try and catch her stubborn hands and fingers. It was then Gretchen realized she had xkcrumblesleaighyphiousy.
by dr.qoonansmergual January 25, 2009
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"The vector of c is 5."
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"Hahah! I think that that comci, xkcd, is funny because I automatically approve of anything nerdy. I also love the dick."
by ipwnzurmominthenight March 30, 2008
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<Xkeeper> Add my name... and i will sue you pants off!
<Gamefreak19> okay...
<Xkeeper> Add my name... and i will sue you pants off!
<Gamefreak19> okay...
by Gamefreak19 August 9, 2003
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