Wigglefloof

Feline word for insanely cute.

Feline Diction- "That is the furriest wigglefloof on the planet."

by sharpiedeathray June 26, 2016

Wiggle stool

Wiggle stools are these nifty little stools with uneven bases so that the chair wiggles around a lot. You can often find wiggle stools in lower grade classrooms or in the class of the teacher who thinks that she is « cool ». These stools are often referred to as high stools, not for their height but for the feeling of being high one often receives when sitting on such stools because they are uneven and not stable. They come in a large variety of Colors.

Person 1: dude I didn’t take drugs but I still feel high
Person 2: oh dude must be Wiggle stool

by _PBJAM May 20, 2021

Cock wiggle

When a nude male shakes his hips to make his erect penis swing back and forth and slap against his body; often performed by male strippers to provoke women's squeals during bachelorette parties.

Girl # 1: "That cock wiggle he does is impressive!"
Girl # 2: "Shit, he can slap that cock in my face anytime!"
Girl # 3: "Wooohoooooo!!!"

by A Man called Horse August 20, 2014

wiggle butt

rescue code for pit bull mix

this black lab mix is such a wiggle butt!

by EasternKanye November 29, 2021

sparkling wiggle

A version of "fucking nigger"
From an internet video of a little girl being encouraged by her parents to say "sparkling wiggles" which she then pronuonces as "fucking niggers."
http://emuse. ebaumsworld. com/video/watch/17813

Mother: Say "Get a job , you sparkling wiggle."

Baby Girl: Get a job you fucking nigger!

by fannyhamsteak December 24, 2008

Boxer Wiggle

When you or a friend/family member is sitting in only their boxers and they get an erection. Just before the penis becomes stiff, the penis may move slightly causing the boxers to wiggle a little before it becomes a full on tent.

I was sitting eating breakfast with my dad one summer morning. It was really hot so we sat in our boxers. I was thinking about how hot the chick was on TV when all of a sudden my dad murmered "Son, you had a little boxer wiggle.... maybe you should go put some pants on?"

My face grew red as I looked down to see my still growing penis streatching out my boxers while dad just sat and laughed, pointing at my boner. I ran to my room and changed to some briefs, which conceals erections a bit better.

by Tomfapingtom July 14, 2009

sparkling wiggles

a gentler term used when one wishes to say fucking niggers- based on a home video of a young girl attempting to say "sparkling wiggles" despite a speech impediment that makes it sound as if she is saying "fucking niggers"

New England Broseph: Wow, there sure are a lot of sparkling wiggles in The Bronx.
New England Brahsaurus: Totally.

by Giggitygoo December 15, 2008