Mark bet me $10 that Kevin Bacon was an Army lawyer and not a Marine lawyer. When he saw that he was a Marine lawyer, he didn't pay up. What a welcher
by DATA MCP June 16, 2012
Get the Welcher mug.A lifelong smoker who continues to light up, while coughing and hacking to the point of vomiting while they are enjoying their cigarette.
Wife: Wow, did you hear our neighbor this morning with her a.m. cig? She didn't stop hacking. She sounded like she was dying.
Husband: Yeah, she's a total Hackasaurus Wretch.
Husband: Yeah, she's a total Hackasaurus Wretch.
by whocaresaboutNY January 1, 2011
Get the Hackasaurus Wretch mug.tiny, cheap, Hobbit-like creature with squirrel-like hands and an inability to pronounce words or names correctly; usually blind and possesses the ability to cross highly trafficked streets without harm, almost like an invisible Frogger game; inevitably, this creature's clothing is ill-fitted, leading him to pull, twist or "wrench" such attire so that the wallet is lying on the hip; the Wrenchpant's biggest enemy are "shortpants" or, more commonly, "short britches"; this creature pretends to have a higher education and would sell his own srambled-egg-eyebrowed father down the river to save a dime
by Buz Mills December 9, 2008
Get the Wrenchpants mug.The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.
by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005
Get the willy wrench mug.Some guy that when you see walking by your like "Whoa, he's fucking hot" Then he is gone before you can say hi.
by taco245219 April 10, 2019
Get the Julien Welch mug.n. A large hammer. Used to get bolts in place, body panels in line, driveline components off, or just venting frustration. These come in many different varieties. Old wooden ones for cjs, solid metal ones for xjs, rubber coated ones for zjs
by CrawfishStu October 11, 2006
Get the jeep wrench mug.1. deeply afflicted or distressed in body or mind
2. extremely bad or distressing
3. being or appearing mean/miserable
4. very poor in quality or ability
2. extremely bad or distressing
3. being or appearing mean/miserable
4. very poor in quality or ability
by MoonCricket March 26, 2005
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