Fluff Writing

The art of writing completely irrelevant sentences and constructing meaningless phrases, stringing them up and getting an A grade as an essay.

Q) Analyse the use of Dead Metaphors in the speech.
Fluff Writing) “Metaphors, however, are like people: they get old, and they die. A dead metaphor is called a dead metaphor and, perhaps somewhat ironically, a dead metaphor is a dead metaphor; after all, a metaphor, being an abstract notion, is capable of experiencing only a figurative death, not having breath to be taken or life force to be snuffed out.”

by popupblock March 8, 2012

Waiting for a mate

Excursive phrase popular around UK, Ireland and Australia. Generally said when a higher authoritative figure asks what a youth or group of individuals are doing. Made even more popular by Clinton Smith on an Australian police show when asked what he was doing in a crashed car clearly drunk he simply replied "Just waiting for a mate"

John: Hey man, what you doing here?
James: Waiting for a mate

Peeler: Alright lads, what do you think you're up to?
Chavs: Waiting for a mate

by MMtheChav September 22, 2014

Writing a definition

What I'm doing now! Yay!

I'm writing a definition right now!

by Dream Anderson July 14, 2007

Wraithian

A person with OCD towards mailbox management.

Guys, I know I'm being a bit of a Wraithian here, but can you look at the mailbox?

by Ben D'over July 24, 2007

What are you waiting for, Christmas?

A quote from Duke Nukem 3D if you do nothing at all.

Player: * does nothing *
Duke: What are you waiting for, Christmas?

by Roozy1999 September 5, 2018

writing a paper

To participate in a massive orgy.

I'm writing a paper dear, so I will be late for our date tonight.

by crackajack007 March 29, 2009

waiting beer

Any beer less than 7% that you may drink while you wait for your friends. Such as Coors Light, Miller Lite, and Bud Light.

Hey Bro! Have a waiting beer while I get there. Then we can drink the real ones.

by Keep The Glass San Diego May 23, 2016