thizzlee wizzlee

A person who is looked down upon because of their stupid overuse of a drug product.

1. "Man, you are such a thizzlee wizzlee!"
"Awh dudeeee, that hurts!"

2. "How many times have you done it this week?"
"3 a day, everyday."
"Damn, you thizzlee wizzlee!"

by lykomgnoway October 12, 2009

Mazzle Wazzle

a mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal and Coca-Cola, topped with a splash of Chambord.

Recipe --

1.5 oz - Crown Royale
3 oz - Coca Cola
.5 oz - Chambord or Raspberry liqueur
1 lime garnish

Let's get a round of Mazzle Wazzles.

by The Kinect January 20, 2011

Tizzle Wizzle

This is another form of saying startled or frightened. But must be said in a Britain accent.

"The fireworks Tizzle Wizzled me."

by Tizzle Wizzerler June 26, 2020

Wizzle Drizzle

When a male has an excesive amount of pee left over on his weiner it soaks through his underwear or through his pants.

HA did you see Kevin's pants? He was pissing outside and I ran up behind him and scared him. He zipped up his pants so fast he didn't have time to shake so now he's got a huge Wizzle Drizzle spot on his jeans!

by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010

Coon Wazzler

When a man dips his ballsack into melted chocolate and has a fellow person lick it off with their tongue.

"Hey Diana, did you hear that Chris Coon Wazzled our English Teacher in Period 6 yesterday? what a coon wazzler!"

by Blakey G May 22, 2016

fo shizzle my wizzle

of course my caucasion friend

fo shizzle my wizzle!!1

by llama lovin sue May 27, 2004

Wazzles

It means to give head/ suck dick

Boy: hey wanna run wazzles
Girl:what’s wazzles
Boy: it’s head
Girl: aight bet

by Penis inspector November 15, 2019