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woojoo

Is that a WooJoo cause he's fucking killing it lmao...
by Iphone -xr October 18, 2019
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Flint’n Wool

The act of one shaved male and one unshaven male rubbing their penis’s together in the male version of tribbing or scissoring.
The heat generated from our flint’n wool session sparked fire in our crotches.
by CREG Ozark November 2, 2021
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Woodlock

A great Irish family of Anglo-Norman decent.Concentrated in Counties Tipperary(Thurles,Fethard), Dublin and in the north of the country.Other menbers of this family live in Britain,USA,Canada and Australia having emigrated from Ireland down through the years.
John Woodlock (Thurles)
by John Woodlock July 24, 2004
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Wooldoor Sockbat

A ripoff of Spongebob Squarepants as seen in Comedy Central's Animated Reality Show, "Drawn Together". He's a cool guy that just wants to be loved, but he can't because he's really fucking annoying. He can take on any shape, split in two, and become any profession he wants. He was also the only one to be eaten by Clara's pussy. To add to all that,he keeps many things shoved up his ass for comic timing including a lamp containing a homosexual genie.
by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004
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Monk's Wool

Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.

The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.

Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
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hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."
"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.
by Nick D July 23, 2006
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woolooloo

Noise originating from the monk in Age of Empires and now used to troll other players in games or as a general derp noise similar to nyan cat.
"Stephen stop doing that retarded dance!"
"Woolooloo!"
by fezboy18 January 22, 2014
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